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哈啦版冷了好久好久...
小的貼一段Monty Python的爆笑經典，
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWMIuipn_c
頭一次看到這段短片時，笑到腹肌背肌一起痙攣疼痛難以呼吸！
小的和小犬現在常常像這樣，
Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
互道晚安（一手搖鈴），呵呵！
劇本貼在最後。
這，怎麼貼到「披頭四」這個主題呢？這有理由的：
三年前小的第一次看到Monty Python的演出，
是2002年披頭George Harrison逝世一週年的紀念音樂會"Concert for George"（DVD）中的兩段精采表演。片段如下。前排最右邊的紅衣服騎警，是Tom Hanks客串的...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtewoCw06xQ
Monty Python的Wiki連結：
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python
披頭1969年解散後，Monty Python開始活躍，
George極為欣賞Python, 甚至認為Python的創造性和反傳統，是（甫解散的）披頭精神的化身。
有個「George寫了封從來沒有寄到的信給Monty Python」的故事：
http://toddwlund.blogspot.com/2008/10/g ... ython.html
小的也鄭重推薦Concert for George的DVD。
Concert for George由George的摯友兼「husband in law」，吉他之神Eric Clapton主辦，
是雲集巨星（當然包括現存的兩位披頭）傾注感情的動人演出。
http://www.concertforgeorge.com/
http://www.amazon.com/Concert-George-An ... 437&sr=8-1
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劇本如下。
Interviewer: You know I really enjoy interviewing applicants for this management training course. (knock at door) Come in. (Stig enters) Ah. Come and sit down.
Stig: Thank you. (he sits)
Interviewer: (stares at him and starts writing) Would you mind just standing up again for one moment. (stands up) Take a seat.
Stig: I'm sorry.
Interviewer: Take a seat. (Stig does so) Ah! (writes again) Good morning.
Stig: Good morning.
Interviewer: Good morning.
Stig: Good morning.
Interviewer: (writes) Tell me why did you say 'good morning' when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon?
Stig: Well, well, you said 'good morning'. Ha, ha.
Interviewer: (shakes head) Good afternoon.
Stig: Ah, good afternoon.
Interviewer: Oh dear. (writes again) Good evening.
Stig: ... Goodbye?
Interviewer: Ha, ha. No. (rings small hand-bell) ... Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? (rings bell again)
Stig: Er why did you ring the bell?
Interviewer: Why do you think I rang the bell? (shouts) Five, four, three, two, one, zero!
Stig: Well, I, I...
Interviewer: Too late! (singing) Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Stig: Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it?
Interviewer: (Rings bell) Yes. Yes it is. Goodnight. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Stig: Oh. Oh dear, I don't think I'm doing very well.
Interviewer: Why do you say that?
Stig: Well I don't know.
Interviewer: Do you say it because you didn't know?
Stig: Well. I, I, I, I don't know.
Interviewer: Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Right! (makes face and strange noise,)
Stig: I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Interviewer: Well why do you think I did that then?
Stig: Well I don't know.
Interviewer: Aren't you curious?
Stig: Well yes.
Interviewer: Well, why didn't you ask me?
Stig: Well...I...er...
Interviewer: Name?
Stig: What?
Interviewer: Your name man, your name!
Stig: Um, er David.
Interviewer: David. Sure?
Stig: Oh yes.
Interviewer: (writing) David Sure.
Stig: No, no Thomas.
Interviewer: Thomas Sure?
Stig: No, no, David Thomas.
Interviewer: (long look, rings bell) Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Stig: Oh dear we're back to that again. I don't know what to do when you do that.
Interviewer: Well do something. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, five, four, three, two, one . . .(Stig pulls face and makes noise) Good!
Stig: Good?
Interviewer: Very good - do it again. (Stig pulls face and makes noise) Very good' indeed, quite outstanding. (Interviewer goes to door) Ah right. (calls through door) Ready now. (four people come in and line up by desk) Right, once more. (rings bell) Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
(Stig very cautiously pulls face and makes noise. Interviewer rings bell again. Suddenly the four men all hold up points cards like diving or skating judges.)
Stig: What's going on? What's going on?
Interviewer: You've got very good marks.
Stig: (hysterically) Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
(The judges give him very high marks.)
Interviewer: Very good marks.
Stig: Oh, oh well, do I get the job?
Interviewer: Er, well, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.
(They fall about laughing.)
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